Funny umpire insults

Now, we don’t recommend berating, slandering, abusing, insulting any game officials, so these should be taken tongue-in-cheek. But even the butt of one of these jokes should chuckle a little. Just like anyone, even umpires should have a sense of humor. Courtesy of Heckle Depot. We’ll have more later:

  • I didn’t know we were golfing today, I would have brought my clubs!
  • You drop more calls than AT&T
  • Did you star in “Weekend at Bernie’s”?
  • Hey blue, that call was a get outta here quick call!
  • I thought only horses slept standing up!
  • It’s against the law to make prank calls!
  • (Hold up cell phone) Is this your cell phone? Because it has three missed calls!