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Now, we don’t recommend berating, slandering, abusing, insulting any game officials, so these should be taken tongue-in-cheek. But even the butt of one of these jokes should chuckle a little. Just like anyone, even umpires should have a sense of humor. Courtesy of Heckle Depot. We’ll have more later:

• I didn’t know we were golfing today, I would have brought my clubs!
• You drop more calls than AT&T
• Did you star in “Weekend at Bernie’s”?
• Hey blue, that call was a get outta here quick call!
• I thought only horses slept standing up!
• It’s against the law to make prank calls!
• (Hold up cell phone) Is this your cell phone? Because it has three missed calls!

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